I could slurp on green smoothies for life with 2532700 kale seeds

[via Sustainable Seed Co.]

I could harvest my own soy beans and make soy milk from 9863 packets of soybean seeds

[via Amazon]

I could move mountains of air with 389 air mover fans

[via Ebay]

I could own one single used houseboat

[via Yachtworld]

(It’s a step down from the yachts of my peers)

I could repulse a great amount of people with 23293 turds of fake human poop

[via Amazon]

I could color the backyard ponds of 3866 households green with 1 lb of algae each

[via Buy Algae]

I could remind 6480 people of their epidermis by giving them skin cell plush dolls

[via Amazon: Giant Microbes]

I could scare a school with 3224 remote controlled Tarantulas

[via Awesome Inventions]

I could save the blogging site Xanga from shutting down

[via Xanga]

Backstory: Xanga was the site that first introduced me to blogging in the 6th grade. I owe to the site much of my writing development. I will remember a community of tight knit but remarkable bloggers who reached out to an amateur me and gave me the will to continue blogging until this day.

I could learn the art of manliness and give and 4266 others the provisions to do so

[via Amazon]

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