What I could have done with my $58,000 college tuition
I could wake up to 29743 Iced Coffees
[via We Got Coffee: Starbucks Menu]
7 years ago
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I could order 351515 more ants to accompany the ant farm called my house
[via Ants alive]
7 years ago
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I could fool birds by cleaning all the windows with 16909 bottles of Windex
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I could siphon an aquarium very quickly with 4390 siphons
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I could have studied for more than five years at an in state university with a state of the art dormitory
8 years ago
I could forfeit any will to attain a driver’s permit by buying 17 Vespas.
I could dye my hair 7503 times with all the shades of the rainbow
I could buy 55238 Mcdoubles from the Mcdonald’s Dollar Menu WITH a 5% tax.
I could dress myself up with a fully zippable ugly Christmas sweatshirt and still have enough money leftover for 891 other women to try out the holiday trend.
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