I could have studied for more than five years at an in state university with a state of the art dormitory

[via GMU]

I could plant 5800 successful hardwood tree seedlings (if one in eight survived)

USDA Plant A Tree Program

 

I could buy 58,000 Presidential $1 coins

[via US Mint]

I could dress myself up with a fully zippable ugly Christmas sweatshirt and still have enough money leftover for 891 other women to try out the holiday trend.

[via Amazon]

I could buy 386 flying squirrels

[via Janda Exotics]

My Undying Gratitude

education

Perhaps it was negligent on my part to choose a school that would put the puddle of my parents’ retirement funds in the middle of a desert, but what is done is done. Now I must act to minimize the toll this decision has inflicted. I could beg, lament, and curse, but this is the internet and I would simply make a fool out of myself attempting as such. I will mention it just this one time.

I have $58,000 to pay each year in tuition costs. If you can help, I will give unto you my undying gratitude.

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