What I could have done with my $58,000 college tuition
I could fatten some friends up with 7081 buckets of lard
5 years ago
I could curse the rain with 1933 umbrellas that each depict a middle finger.
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I could repulse a great amount of people with 23293 turds of fake human poop
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I could spice up life with 9847 bottles of Sriracha Sauce
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I could bike around the neighborhood in a new Santa suit each day for the next 1657 days
[via Party City]
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