I could remind 6480 people of their epidermis by giving them skin cell plush dolls

[via Amazon: Giant Microbes]

I could gift 10642 bouquets of 7 large artificial roses to all the stuffed animals I’ve abandoned

[via Amazon]

I could listen to music with egregiously expensive (but high quality) headphones and give a pair as a gift to 487 others

[via Amazon]

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