What I could have done with my $58,000 college tuition
I could curse the rain with 1933 umbrellas that each depict a middle finger.
4 years ago
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I could fool birds by cleaning all the windows with 16909 bottles of Windex
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I could siphon an aquarium very quickly with 4390 siphons
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I could relax my cleaning duties with 116 floor cleaning robots
I could spice up life with 9847 bottles of Sriracha Sauce
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I could take pictures with 111 unaffordable DSLR cameras
I could replenish my stock of avocados with 58000 more avocados
[via Whole Foods]
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