I could curse the rain with 1933 umbrellas that each depict a middle finger.

[via Ebay]



I could fool birds by cleaning all the windows with 16909 bottles of Windex

[via Walgreens]

I could siphon an aquarium very quickly with 4390 siphons

[via Amazon]

I could relax my cleaning duties with 116 floor cleaning robots

[via irobot]

I could spice up life with 9847 bottles of Sriracha Sauce

[via Amazon]

I could take pictures with 111 unaffordable DSLR cameras

[via Amazon]

I could replenish my stock of avocados with 58000 more avocados

[via Whole Foods]

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