I could call some friends with 11600 wired handset cell phone plug ins

[via Five Below]

I could have bought 10064 platters of 53rd and 6th halal chicken and rice

Cost of Tuition: $60,385

By Scott
[via Give Your Two Cents]

I could pose with 417 glossy mannequins

[via Store Supply Warehouse]
And for the sake of political correctness:
[Store Supply Warehouse]

I could input 464000 minutes and 580 years into my prepaid phone

[via Best Buy]

(with double minutes for life…but it’s an intellectually challenged phone)

I could spice up life with 9847 bottles of Sriracha Sauce

[via Amazon]

I could provide 4750 gaming mousepads to improve the pc gaming experience

[via Amazon]

I could give 7295 people a reusable and malleable water bottle

[via Amazon]

I could preorder 966 Bioshock Infinite games

[via Game Stop]

I could buy 386 flying squirrels

[via Janda Exotics]

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