I could light up the night with a 650 minute long fireworks display
[via US fireworks]
>Their Blockbuster Display is 6 minutes long for $534.80
100th post!
I could host a sizeable dance fest with 7090 bacon dashboard dancers as attendance
[via Amazon]
I could bike around the neighborhood in a new Santa suit each day for the next 1657 days
[via Party City]
With My Tuition... 