I could light up the night with a 650 minute long fireworks display

[via US fireworks]

>Their Blockbuster Display is 6 minutes long for $534.80


100th post!

I could glow with 870000 glow sticks

[via Dollar Tree]


 dollar tree

dollar tree

I could host a sizeable dance fest with 7090 bacon dashboard dancers as attendance

[via Amazon]

I could bike around the neighborhood in a new Santa suit each day for the next 1657 days

[via Party City]

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