I could fatten some friends up with 7081 buckets of lard

[via Amazon]

I could clothe 1017 willing humans in panda kigurumi suits

[via Amazon

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I could measure some skyscrapers with 29145 Tape Measures

[via Amazon]

I could repulse a great amount of people with 23293 turds of fake human poop

[via Amazon]

I could remind 6480 people of their epidermis by giving them skin cell plush dolls

[via Amazon: Giant Microbes]

I could gift 10642 bouquets of 7 large artificial roses to all the stuffed animals I’ve abandoned

[via Amazon]

I could give 7295 people a reusable and malleable water bottle

[via Amazon]

I could listen to music with egregiously expensive (but high quality) headphones and give a pair as a gift to 487 others

[via Amazon]

I could input my life memories into 610 Terabytes worth of hard drive space

[via Amazon]

I could take pictures with 111 unaffordable DSLR cameras

[via Amazon]

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